Look at cows

Special report from The Cow Bureau of Invistigation & The CIA ( Cow Intelligence Agency): We are hot on the trail of a man, he is considered to be very dangerous and is armed with a barbecue and a steak knife. Be very careful!!!!! If you see this man please contact us immediatly. You may stop a killer of billions!!! If he sees you run very fast and contact your authorities. We have a recent report about the man known only by cows as "THE KILLER" : recently we spoted "THE KILLER" in Sedona, AZ our undercover agent got a picture of suspect and we have recently learned he is working with "Mark the Meat Manager" at the local Bashas Super Market. These two men are working on an ultimate master plan to eliminate all cows on Earth. And here is the exclusive picture of what "The Killer" looks like. Remember if you see "THE KILLER" or his accomplise contact your local athorities.

My moocow wife

OK, I have a confession to make.I love Black and White Cows!(They are called Holstein's! and my wife the moocow Some call 'em dairy cows, or even some just say Moo Cow.)I hear ya, you are saying that isn't bad.Oh ya!?!, well try living in Logon County, Arkansas, and say that. This here is Cattle Country. We raise Beefers. We don't own a single Dairy Cow. (Shucks!!) It isn't all-bad though we do Own several Black and White Cows. I owned a Ram 4x4 that was Black and White, just like a Holstein. (with Cow Print Headliner, Dash-mat, Seat Covers, and ummm… well lets just say it was a Bull.) Plus I married someone who loves Cows just as much as I do and see is one. (Thanks Honey) It is great! Think of all the Anniversaries, Birthdays, Valentines Days, and every other special occasion. That's right Moo Cow Galore. So with all this said and done this is my little dedication to them here in Cyber Space. I do have links to all Cattle. But I am leaving this place mostly for my Moo Cow friends.

why cows moo

The reason why COWS GO MOO is because they have trouble getting their tongue around saying the letter N. If it weren't for this unfortunate speech impediment we'd understand that they were trying to say MOON (hence the endless repetition of MOO, MOO, MOO).
Cows, or COSMOCOWS as they prefer to be known, have been exploring the lunar surface for years. Their hoofs are perfectly adapted to the dusty lunar surface and COSMOCOWS have learnt to use their ears as stabilisers. However, the surface can be somewhat tricky to traverse, but a quick flick of the tail can correct a slip of the hoof.
Everyone knows the MOON is made of CHEESE and that the cow JUMPED over the MOON, but few are aware that today, a herd of about 6,000 COSMOCOWS live on the GREEN crater (close to the Mendeleev crater on the FAR SIDE). They are quite independent and wander around looking for things to chew.
From time to time, they encounter strange and interesting objects. Flags left by humans make excellent SCRATCHING POSTS. Leisure interests include GOLF and racing the LUNAR ROVER

Cow Stuff

The smallest type of cow is a breed called Dexter, which was bred a small size for household living.
Cows were domesticated about 5,000 years ago.
Cows can see color.
Cows can detect odors upto 5 miles away.
A 1,000 pound cow produces an average of 10 tons of manure a year.
Per day, a cow spends 6 hours eating and 8 hours chewing cud.
The average cow drinks about 30 gallons of water and eats about 95 pounds of feed per day.
A cow stands up and lies down about 14 times a day.
A cow's heart beats between 60 and 70 beats per minute.
Cows can hear lower and higher frequencies better than humans.

Cow Info

Old cows in India have their own nursing home.
There are approximately 350 squirts in a gallon of milk.
The fastest cow is the Corriente.
There are an estimated 920 cow breeds in the world!
The average cow with two milkings a day produces about 10 gallons of milk a day.
10 gallons of milk weighs about 60 pounds! (No wonder cows get frisky after milking!)
It takes about 1.5 gallons of milk to make 1 gallon of ice cream.
In the average herd there is one bull for every 30 cows.
Corn is the most popular feed, then pasture, then hay.
The world's biggest Holstein statue is in New Salem, North Dakota

Join The Cow Lovers

Welcome to MOO!, The Cows Fanlisting!
If you like cows, you're at the right place. Show your "cow pride" by joining us -- I know the cows will thank you! :-) Meet other cow fans in the members section. Find out more about fanlistings in the about section. Find out more about this fanlisting in the site section. Moo is proud to be the officially recognized listing of cow fans by The Fanlistings. If you need to contact me for any reason, feel free to email me. Thanks!

Cow Go Moo

Cows only go moo. They don't go bahh or quack. They are uniqe. They are the most special animals in the world. They should not be treated as merchindise. They are quite special. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Cows go MOO. Yes. Moooooo.

Milk Sucks

MILK SUCKS...

FOR THE ANIMALS:
Corporate-owned factories where cows are warehoused in huge sheds and treated like milk machines have replaced most small family farms. With genetic manipulation and intensive production technologies, it is common for modern dairy cows to produce 100 pounds of milk a day— 10 times more than they would produce in nature. To keep milk production as high as possible, farmers artificially inseminate cows every year. Growth hormones and unnatural milking schedules cause dairy cows' udders to become painful and so heavy that they sometimes drag on the ground, resulting in frequent infections and overuse of antibiotics. Cows -- like all mammals -- make milk to feed their own babies -- not humans.Male calves, the "byproducts" of the dairy industry, endure 14 to17 weeks of torment in veal crates so small that they can't even turn around. Female calves often replace their old, worn-out mothers, or are slaughtered soon after birth for the rennet in their stomachs (an ingredient of most commercial cheeses). They are often kept in tiny crates or tethered in stalls for the first few months of their lives, only to grow up to become "milk machines" like their mothers.

FOR THE ENVIRONMENT:
Cow's milk is an inefficient food source. Cows, like humans, expend the majority of their food intake simply leading their lives. It takes a great deal of grain and other foodstuffs cycled through cows to produce a small amount of milk. And not only is milk a waste of energy and water, the production of milk is also a disastrous source of water pollution. A dairy cow produces 120 pounds of waste every day -- equal to that of two dozen people, but with no toilets, sewers, or treatment plants.In Lancaster County, Pa., manure from dairy cows is destroying the Chesapeake Bay, and in California, which produces one-fifth of the country's total supply of milk, the manure from dairy farms has poisoned vast expanses of underground water, rivers, and streams. In the Central Valley of California, the cows produce as much excrement as a city of 21 million people, and even a smallish farm of 200 cows will produce as much nitrogen as in the sewage from a community of 5,000 to 10,000 people, according to a U.S. Senate report on animal waste.