Cow Jokes

1. Where do cows go to on Saturday Nights?
To the mooo-vies.
2. What happens to a cow when it is sad?
He is in a bad moo-od.
3. Where do cow astronauts go?
To the moo-oon.
4. When do cows go to a new place to live?
On moo-oving day.
5. Where do cows go when they get married?
On a honey moo-on.
6. What’s a cow’s friend?
A moo-ose
7. What’s the first day of the week for cows?
Moo-oonday
8. What do the cows hate about fire?
The smoo-oke
9. What do girl cows like to be called?
Moo-oreen
10. What do boy cows like to be called?
Moo-och
11. What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-osic